Hamlet's Soliloquy (Abridged)

If Hamlet had been a programmer, he would have know that to be or not to be is always true.

How To Feel Stupid

As we speak, I am brushing my teeth with my left hand.

I am experiencing a truly astonishing level of incompetence, that I admit I wasn't fully prepared for.

Try it yourself, it's easy!
Step 1: Brush your teeth with the other hand than you normally do.
Step 2: Suddenly recall what it feels like to have no motor function!

Our National Anthem

How to sing The Star Spangled Banner:


Do you know for sure the correct order, off the top of your head?
Do you know which of those words aren't the correct lyrics?

If you answered yes to either of those questions, then you're obviously not an American.

One Liner

I'm not saying my car is dirty, but I'm afraid that if I wash it, the resulting puddle will kill Tasha Yar.

Oh Lucy,

I made this picture be completely black and white, in homage to the way the original show was filmed. That's also why I used MSPaint.

Welcome

Welcome, NOBODY, to the blog that no one will read.

Well, enough of the self deprecating stuff, I'll leave the rest to Conan.

Here I go! Funniness, ENGAGE! *Woosh*

The Great Debate